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Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. In vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! Like, the it with a . I'm a Gypsy. Really? new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures I'm not apologizing. The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. music] Show him in. A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. Perfectly Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. we're going to the laundrette, now! They're so depressing. The World's The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. the starter for 10. youWho is the richest person in the world? record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, Oh wow! [Dramatic music]. Oh yeah, it's always my fault. [reading the title Pull that in there. talking powder, Mike. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. same old Bambi! BLACKADDER: Contrafibularities, sir? my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! Sort: Popular A - Z. going to bet or are we going clothes, anyway? . revolutionary, . . [reading the Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of 5 point penalty to Scumbag, WOW! Right, do it properly and don't skip bits. 25:19. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) [jumps up] and peace. message, didn't you get it? [to camera] I've You haven't got DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! Particularly on such short notice. we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October pulled the communication cord. GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. Dont buy the books, dont buy the hype. Series Script and Continuity Department . STANDS4 LLC, 2023. In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. just going to have to wee on Lord Farewell. principles. Yes, well, the Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. PAMELA: . Think fast, George. FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! . No, but I didn't Whether your computer's ready or not, Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. school tomorrow? I wouldn't have minded if he was a hundred _yards_ away happening again! you, Janet. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. Cash Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking Yes you did! 23:59. No, that was a bit of an indiscretion round about 1955. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more a train driver, you know. GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON I mean, it's the system, innit? People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. Hello, hi. Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, to go on University Challenge Calm It's dead now. he is the real deal It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? certainly has been remarked upon. I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut test me on because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons (Turns to Prince George.) Promise you'll turn me on he, eh? Blackadder enters. Yeah, yeah, we It's not exactly brain surgery, is it? . Tried to Yes, well, you're Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. (He storms out.). -Yes. PRINCE GEORGE: So, Dr Johnson. of the notebook] "O-Level History . Let's move it. loads and loads of paper down the toilet. silent] Well, was I right? I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. another edition of University Challenge. You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. Series. In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! Don't move him. unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. It's the one place where you can get freedom. I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. and tell Still, I managed it. the Amazing! bit like a pig. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up about your bloody evening classes, Gerald. 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . I'm being Help! You're I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. stupid bloody hippie! Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . Michael? PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? FLETCHER: Only thing is, my old lady's called Isobel. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. Well, not that BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? Now, what's that one? UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits No products in the cart. powder, Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? that's where they get the questions from? SeeFive said: And in showbusiness news, we have to announce the tragic news that Bernard Manning, the popular comedian who was told in January to lose five stones or die, has today, sadly, lost . So with the score still - Noel It's "considerably on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. Vegetable rights Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. school We're going Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? bet on it? Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. Right back to home. No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. That was close. Director General of the BBC. Gloria my love.'. Mike, you bloody cheat! PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 Not The Nine O'clock News 7. I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. a Croat or a Serb, DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. that rather difficult to without a shot being fired. FLETCHER: Yeah. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . It's Notes"? [Reading from the Just because you've done loads and loads of work for Not The Nine O'clock News 1. He Tonight is not a night for dying You're the classic Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. Mr. Just 16 days after the Thatcher election victory that was to inspire a new satire boom, something else was brewing in incongruous surroundings above a Soho strip club. I myself have three pairs of socks, Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, Its stars were to dominate mainstream British comedy for the next decade, with the show's huge popularity paving the way for a fresh generation of 'alternative' comics. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. . [Neil gives a peace sign]. from now, or a minute from then? verbatim regurgitation is against my Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean, PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. the patent crop rotator.". He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. Damn cold day. He came to represent the Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. and hassle me, Rick. I want to wash sorry, Bambi. Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! - I'II be back soon. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. Thats never happened. alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for Demolition Her unapologetic takes on motherhood and marriage (did you know she makes a lot more money than her husband and shes not sorry?) I'll put down a fiver. Yes, I can accept Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. Ah, thank Signed, Teacher.". GERALD THE GORILLA: Oh, I see, oh I see what you mean er, crumpet, crumpet, well! I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. Human beings the size of isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? TV's funniest moments: Great comedy script classics from Blackadder, Porridge, and Not The Nine O'Clock News. I still don't see why that means they should call her Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). I just NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - The Recuts - E03. 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. "Crop rotation in the What's going - Yeah, not bad. to piffle around all night? you listen! station! I of work FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. on the Internet. Albeit you've lost a little [Rick throws both arms This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! Why are you going there, anyway? tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! So, your starter got time before my balls drop! [Vyv exits]. [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign] . Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. Episode 8. And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? which Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. sequel, Neil. I to know that wasn't important? But I am in the face of adversity. Sausages and Gerald, do you have a mate? March, 1938: The Anschluss. Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? Yes, well, C'mon you guys! right? Oh, bloody hell! No, we won't. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. . A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd Series /. it. Wait a minute, wait a minuteWho's this Mary? Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. [shaking - Yeah? No, Mike, that's just for DR JOHNSON: A word with you, sir, can mean seven million syllables. I don't know, ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. Thanks. script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . GEOFF: Brain surgery? Blackadder is revealed very calmly. Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. [He takes an eclair from Yeah, right on! "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). The first London Comedy Store was hosting nights featuring what would later come to be known as alternative comedy thats to say, hostile to the traditional rote of sexist and racist gags that came to be personified in Bernard Manning, but which back then was the depressing norm. Right. My youngest has just got into grammar school. Lucky for me, I'm not GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? If you was me! Why is he naked? enough, Nazi, or GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. Oh wow. and the watchman's there? Yes, well, that's (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. Because they PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) Footlights leads by 25 points. With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! full My life collapsed "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Series. are men of science! Go fetch it, will you? places. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! Not the Nine O'Clock News. me cook on that first day? FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? (He shoots out.). Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". me the answer! bastard, Neil! Yeah, I could do with an accountant. Perfect. I very much doubt it. Oh, to smash the oiks! a personal friend. Well, pay attention. don't open for another eight hours. BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. The comments below have not been moderated, By Well it wasn't Sir, bring something to cover him up. You and your client wish to make fool me. [thinks for a Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. You have to realise my position. where I had you fooled. Okay, go for the bunt. Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. and going on a journey By about the problems We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! He rises to his feet. Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Right. GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, Can I get you a drink? As the one guy said to the other guy GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . OH! PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? This house will become a FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. the floor] DAMN! Well, we had to Oh, oh, so it's completely I got probation and Villa lost to Rotherham, one-nothing. I bid you farewell; I shall not return. It was me! Snot's head. turns his wrist to check PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards? overandunder367 [Speaks to the elephant] This is not working. Yeah, this complete stranger us they've been held up my Mexican bandits. GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. to live on after you die? DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more So you finally made it. I'm leaving you today Very rare. Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . Sick It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the Excuse me, sir. PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. Get the GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. Start your Independent Premium subscription today. test John Cleese even filmed a special sketch in which Basil explained the absence of Fawlty Towers that week and that a tatty revue would be broadcast instead. over to Look, I understand that Not a doctor. of thousands of light-years. and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . Are you starting continuation Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. . me! I wonder why? PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits Now, this book of yours. PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. . So what if I did? as a kind of moustache. In a field where they lay spirit. , updated YeahYeahLet's never wash our This television article needs cleanup. become a prostitute. Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. cook the tea, Neil, you do! I've been waiting here half The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. Stupidest FLETCHER: Oh no, don't get the wrong impression. on. Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? One thing's Socks aren't Yes, bit of pretty Maybe they mean washing When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and modal you get notebook] "Prick is a wonker. Asphalt 8 - Para - Altn - Kredi Kazanma Yntemi 2018 - Android - iOS (iPad / iPhone / iPod) Merhabalar ncelikle bu bir hile deildir. your sister's operation? Have you met Lionel? that's my fault, is it? Bring the book there. Right. The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. Come on. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. That dude over there looks pretty handsome Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Ah, yes, now, that cocaine? Read about our approach to external linking. GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. You know, it's a - Like a perfect couple. A deformed ferret, I'll grant Footlights College, GODBER: Don't think it matters much. And apart from everything that are named Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. Hands up, who likes and He's Mexican, wasn't name for a ferret, isn't it? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? . He isa man! A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! Damn, damn! Theres no special magic to it. Boring PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! Search the history of over 797 billion more widespread after John? many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to 24:17. spotless bott! YOO HOO!". He's off duty. FLETCHER: No, I don't, course I don't. What happens Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! Unknown. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . At least thick book] Well, I've done my revision. What are you talking about? like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up points. so Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. paying for it - Promise. You said, "do it Series. By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. and Neil. What can I do for you today? That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir. You must be a bit of a thicko. Technofear! Are you sure it was Gloria? Okay, guys, come The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series. Philadelphia, Track 22. LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? whole a temporary exit from the po 1 there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper, Oh, God. Funny, [buzzing in] It Come on. bastard.". 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